Classify this video for a swipe-file triage. Answer in exactly this format, nothing else:

LANE: one of ALREADY AN AD | ORGANIC | STATIC | SEQUENTIAL — is this a paid ad (product pitch, offer, CTA to buy) or organic content?
CATEGORY: what product/service category and who the speaker appears to be (age range, gender).
RUNTIME: the video's length.
AI ASSESSMENT: is any part of this video AI-generated (synthetic voice, generated avatar/likeness, AI b-roll, generated images)? Name the specific tells you observe — lip-sync drift, unnatural blinks, texture shimmer, impossible physics, TTS cadence, watermarks of gen tools — or state "no AI tells observed". Give a confidence: LIKELY AI | POSSIBLY AI | LIKELY HUMAN.
ONE LINE: what happens in the video.
